Anonymous
asked:
sollux ur hair is looking mighty fine and also u should greet dave with the shrek soundtrack blasting and you laying seductively for when he gets out of the shower (just a suggestion)
answered:
okay.
he waits for dave, as soon as he walks in, he starts the music.
oh, hey dave.
some-
BODY ONCE TOLD ME-
Hey sol-
oh my god
sollux what the fuck
you /know/ i am a taken man
shame on you for trying to steal my heart
snort
yes, shame on me.
dude
we gotta
2eriou2ly? that game ii2 for babiie2.
but iif your concerned about lookiing liike a ‘pu22y’ ii gue22.
only for your 2ake, though.