Anonymous
asked:
sollux ur hair is looking mighty fine and also u should greet dave with the shrek soundtrack blasting and you laying seductively for when he gets out of the shower (just a suggestion)
ask-sburbhigh
answered:

okay.

he waits for dave, as soon as he walks in, he starts the music.

oh, hey dave. 

some-

BODY ONCE TOLD ME-

ask-sburbhigh

Hey sol-

oh my god

sollux what the fuck

you /know/ i am a taken man

shame on you for trying to steal my heart

ask-sburbhigh

snort

yes, shame on me.

ask-sburbhigh

dude

we gotta

ask-sburbhigh

2eriou2ly? that game ii2 for babiie2.

but iif your concerned about lookiing liike a ‘pu22y’ ii gue22.

only for your 2ake, though.