-walks down the street checking himself in his phone, humming ‘Your the One That I Want’-

Dave: HOLY SH- what the fuck dude?

Dave: that was a waste of some high quality aj man

Shit I am so sorry ! 
Is there anywvay I can make it up to you ?

shit he is hot

Dave: um… some more apple juice would be pretty nice

Dave: but um… I guess it’s not that big of a deal